You Could Die.

Mandatory warning: Newbies... don't drink and ride. You could die.

That said, I went out and got rip-roaringly drunk after work.

When I woke up this morning, my first thought was ... I can't remember anything that happened last night.

Then it slowly came back to me.

The shameless ribaldry. The little scuffle with the neighbourhood hooligans. The resultant endless tickling of my mate's feet with a stolen peacock feather while I looked on helplessly.

Actually I really don't remember much of it. But I took pics. Here:





Those must be the brain cells that die when you drink.

But I feel renewed. They use alchohol as cleaning agents, you know. Works great on rims, windows, computer monitors -- why wouldn't it work on a brain? Or a heart?

And now its time for the report today.

The report today.

Nothing happened, except that my fork has developed a clicking sound when extended into 100mm, and the seat rails are squeaking again. Got to go visit the LBS and borrow their tool.

Did I just say something dirty?

This morning I passed by a guy riding a mountain bike - he looked like he might have been on his way to work?

And because he was a guy, I decided to drop him. I mean, there's nothing to look at.

I have a bunch of Bob Marley on my ipod today. Going to love the ride home.

There was no report yesterday. I was upset.


Here's the lyrics to 'Bad Boys' by Marley, presented in l33t speak. Why? For no damn good reason.


B4D B0YS (7h3m3 fr0m C0PS)

by |NN3R C|RC13



B4d b0ys
Wh4tch4 w4nt, w4tch4 w4nt
Wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0
Wh3n Sh3r|ff J0hn Br0wn c0m3 f0r y0u
7311 m3
Wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0, wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0
Y34h34h

CH0RUS:
B4d b0ys, b4d b0ys
Wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0, wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0
Wh3n th3y c0m3 f0r y0u
(R3p34t)

Wh3n y0u w3r3 3|ght
4nd y0u h4d b4d tr4|ts
Y0u g0 t0 sch001
4nd 134rn th3 g01d3n ru13
S0 why 4r3 y0u
4ct|ng 1|k3 4 b100dy f001
|f y0u g3t h0t
Y0u must g3t c001

CH0RUS

Y0u chux |t 0n th4t 0n3
Y0u chux |t 0n th|s 0n3
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur m0th3r 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur f4th3r
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur br0th3r 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur s|st3r
Y0u chux |t 0n th4t 0n3 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n m3

CH0RUS
(R3p34t)

N0b0dy n4w g|v3 y0u n0 br34k
P01|c3 n4w g|v3 y0u n0 br34k
S01d|3r n4w g|v3 y0u n0 br34k
N0t 3v3n y0u '|dr3n n4w g|v3 y0u n0 br34k
H3y h3y

CH0RUS
(R3p34t)

Why d|d y0u h4v3 t0 4ct s0 m34n
D0n't y0u kn0w y0u'r3 hum4n b3|ng
B0rn 0f 4 m0th3r w|th th3 10v3 0f 4 f4th3r
R3f13ct|0ns c0m3 4nd r3f13ct|0ns g0
| kn0w s0m3t|m3s y0u w4nt t0 13t g0
H3y h3y h3y
| kn0w s0m3t|m3s y0u w4nt t0 13t g0

B4d b0ys, b4d b0ys
Wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0, wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0
Wh3n th3y c0m3 f0r y0u
(R3p34t)
(Y0u'r3 t00 b4d, y0u'r3 t00 rud3)
(Y0u'r3 t00 b4d, y0u'r3 t00 rud3)
B4d b0ys, b4d b0ys
Wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0, wh4tch4 g0nn4 d0
Wh3n th3y c0m3 f0r y0u
(R3p34t)

(R3p34t)

Y0u chux |t 0n th4t 0n3
Y0u chux |t 0n th|s 0n3
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur m0th3r 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur f4th3r
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur br0th3r 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n y0ur s|st3r
Y0u chux |t 0n th4t 0n3 4nd
Y0u chux |t 0n m3

CH0RUS
(r3p34t 't|1 th3 3nd)