Lens pen

Lens pen, originally uploaded by filmlab.

For $10, all the lens cleaner you'll ever want. Brush one end, self-cleaning chamois other end (with built in cap cleaner).

This one is meant for digital displays such as those found on the back of cameras but its the exact same as the one meant for big ass telezoom lens/extension of photographer's penis.

I can't imagine anyone stupid enough to buy an actual lenspen just to clean their display. What's wrong with the old spit'n'rub?

Just for fun, I'd like to include this link. Please to read about The Seven Levels of Photographers, thank you you.

Also the following letter.


*Letter from India*

My dear Jagjit,

I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well
there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.

We are not living where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the
newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20
miles. I am not able to send the address, as the last Sardar who stayed here
took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have
to change their address. Hopefully by next week we will be able
to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain
same too.

This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine, situated right
above the toilet. But I'm not sure it works too well. Last week
I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since. The
weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first time
it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.

The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too
heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and
put them in the pocket.

Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the
grass at the cemetery.

By the way, I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He
told her that two piece swimming
suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece we
should remove?

Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a
girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men
tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We
cremated him and he burned for three days. Your best friend, Balwinder, is
no more. He died trying to fulfill his father's last wishes. His father had
wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in
the process of digging a grave for his father.

There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

Love,
Mom.

P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I realized,
I had already sealed off this letter.